Sebastian Bach vs. Bret Michaels. An age old dilemma like the chicken and the egg but with mascara and pleather pants.
The following is substantiation that Sebastian clearly wins the battle of washed up rockers in this hair to hair death match:
Sebastian:
Discography
Skid Row rocked out with 18 and Life, Youth Gone Wild, I Remember You, and Wasted Time
Broadway Comeback
He was the title character in Jekyll and Hyde, was Riff Raff in Rocky Horror, AND was in Jesus Christ Superstar
Personal
Has been married to the same chick since 1992…which is awesome for a hair band guy
TV Comeback
Ted Nugent led an intervention on the VH1 reality show SuperGroup and the lead singer gave up alcohol. Nugent promised to "kick the shit out of" Sebastian if he ever drank again. When the Nuge holds your intervention, you know you're awesome.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
Bret:
Discography
Poison: had such hits at Unskinny Bop, Talk Dirty to Me, Something to Belive in, and Every Rose has its Thorn-which is about a stripper
Personal
Dated Pam Anderson: A place no hair bander has been before
TV Comeback
Bret has held a whose more pathetic contest with Rock of Love, not once, not twice, but THREE times!!!
Lookout Audrey Hepburn
Appearance
Young Sebastian
Amber waves
Young Bret
Someone needs to deep condition
Old Sebastian
Crazy Broadway hotness!
Old Bret
My face looks like Wooly Willy
If you are gonna be with an aging rock star…pick one that rocked. Moreover, he was on trailer park boys.
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3 comments:
Well my vote is for Sebastian because he had running guest appearance in the Gilmore Girls. I do have some serious love for the Gilmore Girls. But I think it is cool that he actually agreed to be on a show that well, not to be redundant but is probably a little girly.
i totally agree about his Gilmore Girls stint. Very cool!
An intervention is the action taken by family, friends, employer and/or concerned others to actively assist someone to change unacceptable behavior.
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