Oh my friggin’ lord. Its kismet, fate, serendipity: today is Talk Like Jack Bauer Day. Last night I watched all four episodes of season 7 and here it is a little known but important holiday. Gosh, I wish they made cards for this. Who knew such an awesome day existed. In honor of “Talk Like Jack Bauer Day,” I give you my all time favorite quotes growled by my all time favorite defender of the world!
Day 1
“You’re a good liar, but I’ve seen better.”
“Say it again or I’ll break your other wrist!”
Day 2
“I’m gonna need a hacksaw.”
“I can make you die with more pain than you ever imagined”
“Give me a name!”
Day 3
“Shut up stupid, you just fired at a federal agent.”
Michael Amador: “You betrayed me Jack.”
Jack Bauer: “That’s right Amador, you betrayed me to, I’m just better at it than you.”
“You have no idea how far I’m willing to go to acquire your cooperation.”
Day 4
“Make a sound and I will blow your brains all over the windshield”
“That hurts, doesn’t it?”
Day 5
“Let’s get something straight kid, the only reason you’re still conscious is because I don’t wanna carry you.”
“You’re going to tell me what I want to know , it’s just a question of how bad you want it to hurt.”
“Trust me you do not wanna go down this road with me.”
Day 6
“Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing? The only reason I fought so hard to stay alive in China is because I didn’t want to die for nothing…today I can die for something…my way, my choice.”
“Drop the coffee.”
“Are you telling me I don’t know how to drive?”
“You will experience a pain I can’t even describe.”
“Say hello to your brother.”
Day 7
“I am more than willing to be judged by the people you claim to represent. I will let them decide what price I should pay. But please do not sit there with that smug look on your face and expect me to regret the decisions I have made. Because, sir, the truth is I don't.”
“What happened to you Tony?”
Overall Award Winning Quote: “Damn It!”
Say a damn it for me sometime today!!
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I dunno, Courtney...have you seen Sutherland in the movie Mirrors? Maybe he should just stay on TV.
See I totally have a love of Jack Bauer. Not partying without his pants on Keifer.
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