Thursday, January 15, 2009

Chuck Norris Who?

Oh my friggin’ lord. Its kismet, fate, serendipity: today is Talk Like Jack Bauer Day. Last night I watched all four episodes of season 7 and here it is a little known but important holiday. Gosh, I wish they made cards for this. Who knew such an awesome day existed. In honor of “Talk Like Jack Bauer Day,” I give you my all time favorite quotes growled by my all time favorite defender of the world!


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Day 1

“You’re a good liar, but I’ve seen better.”

“Say it again or I’ll break your other wrist!”

Day 2

“I’m gonna need a hacksaw.”

“I can make you die with more pain than you ever imagined”

“Give me a name!”

Day 3

“Shut up stupid, you just fired at a federal agent.”

Michael Amador: “You betrayed me Jack.”
Jack Bauer: “That’s right Amador, you betrayed me to, I’m just better at it than you.”

“You have no idea how far I’m willing to go to acquire your cooperation.”

Day 4

“Make a sound and I will blow your brains all over the windshield”

“That hurts, doesn’t it?”

Day 5

“Let’s get something straight kid, the only reason you’re still conscious is because I don’t wanna carry you.”

“You’re going to tell me what I want to know , it’s just a question of how bad you want it to hurt.”

“Trust me you do not wanna go down this road with me.”

Day 6

“Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing? The only reason I fought so hard to stay alive in China is because I didn’t want to die for nothing…today I can die for something…my way, my choice.”

“Drop the coffee.”

“Are you telling me I don’t know how to drive?”

“You will experience a pain I can’t even describe.”

“Say hello to your brother.”


Day 7

“I am more than willing to be judged by the people you claim to represent. I will let them decide what price I should pay. But please do not sit there with that smug look on your face and expect me to regret the decisions I have made. Because, sir, the truth is I don't.”

“What happened to you Tony?”

Overall Award Winning Quote: “Damn It!”





Say a damn it for me sometime today!!

2 comments:

Amy said...

I dunno, Courtney...have you seen Sutherland in the movie Mirrors? Maybe he should just stay on TV.

Court said...

See I totally have a love of Jack Bauer. Not partying without his pants on Keifer.